I opened the box and about peed myself when I saw this thing! It's a masturbator that has a mouth, tongue and nose around the insertion hole and it's tongue is sticking out as if a young girl waiting for communion in church wearing knee socks, plaid skirt and....and....oh sorry. Ahem, where was I? Oh yeah, this is a funny looking little duck that's for sure. These deals are all pretty self explanatory but this had bilingual packaging (English & Spanish) so it's also called "Labios Sensuales" to which I did squirt a little bit to when laughing. Well, I calmed down, lubed Russell (the love muscle) up and tried to get him up in the mouth hole. No go. Russell was already at attention due to the
Mercedes Ashley DVD I had in the player. The life-like, soft, tight and stretchy Pure Skin® masturbator felt great and I was able to spread the "mouth" our with two fingers and pull it down over Russell's head like a ski cap and it closed around the shaft very tightly.
Too tight for any back and forth action which Russell insists upon in order to be happy so off it came. Now this is the trouble I have with all of these types of things. Do only guys with small dicks use them? They generally are made to acocmmodate a 6" inch length of thing to medium girth.. I may be slightly larger than "average" but at 7.5" I'm no John Holmes you know? Girthwise I'm about 4" around which is also only average to slightly above unlike some guys I know with the nick name "Coke Can". I had to take a big glob of KY jelly and pack this thing's interior with it and strangle Russell as well which he did not care for one bit and he spit out a long string of precum as a sign of displeasure. So now, it was stretched out and over the head and shaft and I returned my attention to Mercedes giving one helluva BJ to some guy on the tube and I began stroking the now well lubricated "Labios Sensuales" up and down in time with her action on the screen. The entire unit is "squishy" so if I squeezed the outside with a hard hand grip I could feel it on the inside quite well. So I got into a rhytum of upstroke, downstroke, spin clockwise, upstroke, 360 spin around up top, divebomb down, later rinse, repeat. It wasn't long until I could have sworn I could taste Mercedes when Russell threw up like a son of a bitch....damn kids!! As I was looking around for a towel or something to clean up the mess I discovered there was no need as this Amante Caliente held in all of the ejaculate so all I had to do was pry this thing off Russell and take it to the bathroom sink and rinse it out under the faucet with a little hand soap and warm water and no fuss no muss. So here are my findings and review scores based on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the best.
Overall Design - 3.5 (the nose & tongue are kinda creepy)
Size - 4 - 6”x 2.75”/ 15 cm x 7 cm (Think bigger guys a smaller guy can squeeze harder)
Material - 4.5 Excellent although the mouth has already started to tear at the corner.
Functionality - N/A This is a manual devise but since I've been doing this 40+ years now no problem.
Final: I give this product a solid 4 out of 5 (with a nod of thanks to Mercedes too!)
Amante Caliente™ (Red Hot Lover) - Labios Sensuales (Sensual Lips) Item No : SE-0958-40-3
